"Hi, I'm Sock Man. I am a super hero that fights with socks. Now I know that that probably sounds a bit wierd. But have you ever tried hitting a bad dude with a sock that filled with rocks or brick? Huh, have you??? Well I'll tell you this. It hurts them!"
Q. Who do you think is your worst enemy?
A. Probably Regular Man. He's tried to kill me... TWICE!!!
Q. Who was the easiest villian to defeat?
A. The Dumbinator. (probably because he's not the smartest guy.)